Poor Frankie

What would I do without Frank?

1. I wouldd have to wait until spring before my car radio read the right time again.
2. I would end up throwing out a lot of left-overs, bad luncheon meat and cheese.
3. I would save on peanut butter costs.
4. I would have cold feet for a long time after I got into bed.
5. I would definitely have spy-ware and viruses on my computer.
6. My back would be very itchy.
7. I would have to trust my investment manager - who am I kidding? I wouldn't have investments.
8. I would have to do my own taxes and then be audited over and over again.
9. I wouldn't have a very good long-distance plan.
10. I would have no one to hand the telemarketeers to.
11. My visa would be a melted blob of steaming plastic fused to one of the pockets of my wallet.
12. No, really. I don't know what I would do without him.

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