Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Yes YES Yesssssssss

Yes folks.
That's right.

I'm going to Blogger Hell.

Where have you been you may ask....

I've been everywhere, man.

The summer has flown by and September is upon us.... again.
... and I'm broke again.
Wedding anniversaries, back to school, birthdays(our own kids), all the kids from school who had b-days in the summer now having back-to-school b-day parties, broken lawnmowers, milk-guzzling children of all ages....

Mr. Harper can I have a milk money fund to go along with my "beer and popcorn" money??

Maybe, maybe we should look into buying a cow... HAHAHAHHAHHHAHHA - Wouldn't that P*ss our old crockety next door person off!!! I can just see him now cleaning cow paddies off his precious front lawn. Hey, you thought my windchimes were annoying - wait 'til Bessie starts "Moo"-ing at 2 in the morning when the kids from the hood tip her over for kicks... Hee Hee.

No, now I'm going to regular hell...
At least I won't be pining for a warm winter get away in February... where I'm going will be nice and warm.

1 Comments:

At 4:42 PM, Blogger 2266 said...

ahhhh, sister.
So, you're going to hell?

I'll be wating for you there, 'cause I have a PLAN for you...

Don't get a cow.

Get a goat. It stinks more, and will chew on whatever it finds on its way. Plus, it looks devilishly cool and we can sing the goat song to it!

So glad to see you blogging!

 

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